How do you like YOUR eggs? Introducing the Splorch! It is an ovipositor designed for all those xenomorph fans out there who like the idea of alien eggs and impregnation. Made of soft platinum silicone, the Splorch is stretchy enough to handle chicken egg-sized gelatin eggs. Although we do not supply these directly, all Splorch orders will include a free 6-egg mold.
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Urban Dictionary: SPLORCH
Top definition. A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo. Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty. Nov 18 Word of the Day.
You can get sex toys that lay alien eggs inside you so obviously we tried it
A delectable dessert topped with a thick layer of whipped cream is thrown towards he Gloucester heir. He's heard enough rumors of his advances on the women around Garreg Mach. If Lorenz knew what was good for him, he would know to never cross boundaries with regards to Lady Rinea. Lorenz blinked with surprise as a moist sounding item hurtled to the ground next to him as he was carrying his other pie from Lucina. So this really was an aggressive game.
So when I was given the chance to try the Brogoth ovipositor from the kings of alien sex toys, Primal Hardwere , I jumped at the chance. OK, I cringed a bit at the thought of pretending ET was in my bedroom and in a hot inseminating mood, but a secret part of me was absolutely fascinated. Googling for inspiration brought up endless posts about ovipositors and tentacle sex, as well as some eye-boggling porn.